‘What do you feed your pants to make them so shiny?’
Monthly Archives: July 2002
‘I don’t know if our wheelbarrow can even count to one.’
‘It’s like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.’
‘So, how did you get pizza sauce in your ear?’
‘If you’re going to steal something, it might as well be cheese.’
‘Is that your manly-man bag of water?’
‘If you ever have a world, plan ahead, don’t eat it!’
‘I have a mind like aluminum foil.’