‘You’re just very susceptible to suggestion when you’re balancing milk.’
‘I have to go. The thought police are here with my pizza.’
‘Are you trying to sharpen your head on my sternum?’
‘Watching yeast proof IS TOO a hobby.’
‘I have a love-hate relationship with Puffins.’
‘When is the last time we went for a midnight ride at 10pm?’
‘It’s hard to pay the rent with butterflies!’
‘I can’t spell with my eyes closed.’
‘Counting sheep using a database is much more efficient.’
‘Thumb wrestling is like Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots without props.’
‘A little death never killed anybody.’
‘I think you have to sleep if you’re in a cloud.’
‘I’d take burning over itching any day!’
‘You’d be better off just buying a copy of the Enquirer and turning it into a flip book.’
’70’s secret society mysticism just gets confusing.’
‘Why do you think there are gnomes in the wine?’
‘Oh crap! Somebody’s stuffed our interdimensional portal with steel wool again.’
‘I don’t think British intellectuals are allowed to wear flip flops.’
‘He has a very strong shallow side.’
‘Basically, it’s Jesus with gas. It’s funny.’