‘Why would going outside increase my chances of finding a fish?’
‘She’s like the Princess and the Pea, but with two-dimensional spiders.’
‘Do lemurs plunge?’
‘Putting on a sweatshirt does NOT make you Cher!’
‘It’s not an old potato, it’s classic!’
‘Since I don’t have a sense of humor, I won’t be marketing peanut mulch.’
‘I wish the damn space cow would quit rumbling!’
‘You better know what you’re doing before you play celestial ping pong.’
‘If squirrels eat a dictionary it will be a work of art because they’ll be counteracting nature.’
‘There’s a thin line between jerky and mummies.’
‘I never thought of Venus as a neat and tidy planet.’
‘Don’t get caught in the rain wearing a sponge costume!’
‘You can fool god with genetic engineering but not hair dye.’
‘That’s MUCH better well-written!’
‘Pretzels are very popular in the Underworld.’
‘Maybe that’s why you were sneezing; you had pants in your nose.’
‘Cakes that compress into a quantum singularity are hard to frost.
‘It’s hard to google in a car.
‘International nail clippers are more dangerous.’
‘How do you defend yourself against a peanut butter and banana sandwich?’