’25 stars, but still no pants.’
‘I didn’t know clowns and nuns were polar opposites!’
‘I write like a chimpanzee that’s got a magic hat.’
‘What’s the printable area on a cow?’
‘You don’t often hear super villains say “OW!”.’
‘It’s very Celtic, in a Chupacabra sort of way.’
‘There’s just not enough sour cream to finish this sentence with.’
‘Would you rather be a Trend Setter or an Irish Setter?’
‘That quote still has prison corners.’
‘Is that why we’re both dead AND making omelettes?
‘I change shoes four times a day; I can humor whomever I want!’
‘There’s something in the water in Switzerland that allows you to spin well.’
‘It’s like meeting the Pope, but you get to eat him.’
‘Can I just drill a hole in the top of your head and water you like a plant?’
‘It could scare the skin off a cow.’
‘More bubbles, less death; that’s MY motto!’
‘It’s very difficult to tell whether an Englishman is being disemboweled, or having Tea.’
‘That was the slowest feeding frenzy I’ve ever seen!’
‘I prefer not to be judged by the color of my banana.’
‘Did anyone ever tell you you’re not a meatloaf?’