‘International nail clippers are more dangerous.’
‘How do you defend yourself against a peanut butter and banana sandwich?’
’25 stars, but still no pants.’
‘I didn’t know clowns and nuns were polar opposites!’
‘I write like a chimpanzee that’s got a magic hat.’
‘What’s the printable area on a cow?’
‘You don’t often hear super villains say “OW!”.’
‘It’s very Celtic, in a Chupacabra sort of way.’
‘There’s just not enough sour cream to finish this sentence with.’
‘Would you rather be a Trend Setter or an Irish Setter?’
‘That quote still has prison corners.’
‘Is that why we’re both dead AND making omelettes?
‘I change shoes four times a day; I can humor whomever I want!’
‘There’s something in the water in Switzerland that allows you to spin well.’
‘It’s like meeting the Pope, but you get to eat him.’
‘Can I just drill a hole in the top of your head and water you like a plant?’
‘It could scare the skin off a cow.’
‘More bubbles, less death; that’s MY motto!’
‘It’s very difficult to tell whether an Englishman is being disemboweled, or having Tea.’
‘That was the slowest feeding frenzy I’ve ever seen!’