'No nose picking trees please.'
'Octofrogs have excellent oversight.'
'There are worse things you could have in your head than bunnymen.'
'It's not easy to press a pleasure yacht between the pages of a book.'
‘Remember those six months when I was cool? I used to watch Grease all the time.’
'I always eat slower than me.'
'I just wanted to curl up in bed with my book, my cat, and my pizza.'
'If you add okra to a primordial stock you get primordial ooze.'
'When you play with fire, there's a 50/50 chance something will go
wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.'
'There are rivets involved, so people get confused.'
‘The next time you find a whistle, give me some warning so I can put on a helmet.’
'Who needs plastic surgery when you have crayons!'
'Many of the world's greatest foods come in pie form; like pie!'
'Sometimes when you lose chipmunks they show up in your shoes.'
‘You named your stomach Tony Robbins?’
'Digital wine tastes pretty good!'
'On the way back we had flash flood warnings, so we went to the snake farm.'
'It's even worse when people self-congratulate other people.'
'I don't use chemical fertilizers on my florescent cravat.'
'Llamas and turkeys are complimentary in the Chinese Zodiac.'
