‘I’ve got the minister’s cat stuck in my head.’
‘I am only one of me.’
‘No one said you’d been replaced with a QUALITY cyborg.’
‘If only you were wearing plastic pants.’
‘You can’t write with a lobster!’
‘Did they snort it all? — No… it was a big dog!’
‘Pneumatic tubes with Mexicans shooting through them would distract anyone.’
‘Where the HELL are my penguins?!’
‘Stong, fundamental forces have rebirthed Fluffy.’
‘Exactly like the Walls of Jericho… in pog form.’
‘When she starts yodeling you know she needs to eat – it is like the low battery alarm on my lap top.’
‘Some humans have noseholes in strange places.’
‘If we had a bump we could launch ourselves over a wiener dog.’
‘Slightly greasy solar atoms?’
‘Goat love is the purest love of all.’
‘I was distraught and overwhelmed by the smell of unexplained bacon.’
‘Nothing pisses off a moose like muffled screaming.’
‘Explosions are warm, but not very fuzzy, unless you blow up a muppet.’
‘You can’t threaten someone with a sponge.’
‘If I wanted that pansy-ass no scrubbie crap I’d go to Boston.’