‘I remember your little meat pillows.’
‘You’re drunk on power and sour cream!’
‘It’s an urban legend in a pigeon’s stomach.’
‘All those years of war mongering and this is the first time anyone’s said thank you!’
‘Doughnuts aren’t washable.’
‘I will try every one of you like different flavored popsickles.’
‘I don’t think I’ve ever been counterbalanced by a goldfish.’
‘We are at war… several people are dead.’
‘Spirit mustard doesn’t spread as well on hotdogs.’
‘Sometimes launching heads out of a cannon can be disturbing.’
‘Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.’
‘You don’t want to piss off the international cheese council.’
‘I thought he was dancing, but it was really a man-frolic.’
‘How do you teach an elephant to be deathly afraid of macaroni?’
‘Good friends are like waffles, they don’t light each other on fire.’
‘Synchronised vomiting by herons is a very unlikely explanation.’
‘We don’t believe in the devil. We don’t offer sacrifices. We follow the rules of the Parks Department.’
‘At least you know the innkeeper is lightning-proof.’
‘Linguini and ferrets are definitely opposites.’
‘Some day I hope my home planet will be Wanker’s Corner.’