‘If you put four giant spiders out there, you have to expect someone to steal them.’
Year: 2002
‘They were kings… they could afford to have all their animals stuffed into each other.’
‘I don’t know that prions affect the undead.’
‘How do you attach a plaque to a space chicken?’
‘Live chihuahuas on the dashboard went out with whitewalls.’
‘I hate when my underwear gives out in the middle of a battle.’
‘What do you feed your pants to make them so shiny?’
‘I don’t know if our wheelbarrow can even count to one.’
‘It’s like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.’
‘So, how did you get pizza sauce in your ear?’
‘If you’re going to steal something, it might as well be cheese.’
‘Is that your manly-man bag of water?’
‘If you ever have a world, plan ahead, don’t eat it!’
‘I have a mind like aluminum foil.’
‘Teleporting is very hard on the animator’s wrist.’
‘They don’t still bury people with the strength of owls, do they?’
‘A ball python is hardly the pinnacle of projectile technology.’
‘The nerds were noticably elongated.’
‘Everyone should be filled with fire retardant love fluff.’
‘It takes a lot more than delayed tuna fish to kill me.’