‘Chocolate’s about eating too much Christmas!’
‘Don’t honk the emperor.’
‘The liberalization of women is crazily very pleasant.’
‘You can probably get a lot of underwear out of one grizzly bear.’
‘My soul could use a little more cheese.’
‘All my dreams are scruffy.’
‘What’s a little spring-loaded mayhem among friends?’
‘Pasta On The Brain isn’t an actual medical condition.’
‘How did you know that the one thing missing from these waffles was socks?’
‘You can’t curse frozen yogurt; it doesn’t stick.’
‘It’s exactly like a prophecy, but with less cows and more pants.’
‘After you’ve been flattened into a placemat, you’re sort of beyond help.’
‘It was kinda creepy – you don’t expect to see babies stitched together like that.’
‘Lionel Richie violates the spirit of revenge.’
‘That’s useful if you want to take a drink and all you’ve got is a raccoon.’
‘I only know one word – well, that’s three right there.’
‘I don’t think Zombie Reagan would make a good Dumbledore.’
‘We’re not going to feed the old people, just out of respect.’
‘We want you to understand that you ARE the toaster!’
‘Forever is a long time and the yogurt is finite.’