‘I am in no way responsible for other people’s lopsided body parts.’
‘It’s really hard to find clothes when you have more than the usual number of appendages.’
‘The least I know, the better I’m off.’
‘Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a dead butterfly.’
‘It is prerational, sand box, kindergarten behavior masquerading as transrational, spiritually-informed opinion.’
‘You’re always trying to demonize Papa Smurf.’
‘I’ll just highjack an entire culture and slap it on a lunchbox.’
‘Nobody wants to take methane personally.’
‘Sometimes it seems like the entire Internet is one, big, beta-test.’
‘The future took too long for me to download.’
‘What’s your favorite kind of Mexican plankton?’
‘Is nerdwater what you get when you distill nerds?’
‘Food tastes better when you’re revolving.’
‘Is there such a thing as artificial plastic?’
‘It’s like staring into a black hole with halitosis.’
‘Given the option, I’d much rather have interdimensional brain parasites chewing on my clothing.’
‘I’m sure I would have remembered a song that mentioned Rasputin.’
‘I’m sure I would have remembered a song that mentioned Rasputin.’
‘We always knew his class was meeting in the building when we saw midgets dressed up as jesters running around.’
‘I’m sure I’d wake up if I heard my pens being auctioned on E-Bay.’