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‘Do you think cows would respect the velvet rope system?’

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‘If you think tortilla chips are pointy, wait until you try timecube cereal.’

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‘If you put four giant spiders out there, you have to expect someone to steal them.’

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‘They were kings… they could afford to have all their animals stuffed into each other.’

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‘I don’t know that prions affect the undead.’

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‘How do you attach a plaque to a space chicken?’

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‘Live chihuahuas on the dashboard went out with whitewalls.’

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‘I hate when my underwear gives out in the middle of a battle.’

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‘What do you feed your pants to make them so shiny?’

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‘I don’t know if our wheelbarrow can even count to one.’

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‘It’s like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.’

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‘So, how did you get pizza sauce in your ear?’

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‘If you’re going to steal something, it might as well be cheese.’

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‘Is that your manly-man bag of water?’

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‘If you ever have a world, plan ahead, don’t eat it!’

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‘I have a mind like aluminum foil.’

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‘Teleporting is very hard on the animator’s wrist.’

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‘They don’t still bury people with the strength of owls, do they?’

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‘A ball python is hardly the pinnacle of projectile technology.’

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‘The nerds were noticably elongated.’

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