‘There’s very little textile work in database design, although I can almost guarantee you that the reverse is not true.’

‘If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it’s that he was made of meat. ‘

‘If you can’t do the math, then you shouldn’t buy the robot.’

‘That’s how they used to measure time, in number of unicorns.’

‘You say you worked on Wall Street, but you didn’t know about the tacos?’

‘How many organic marshmallow farmers do you think there are in the world?’

‘With friends like these, who needs mixed metaphors.’

‘There’s no such thing as a circle, ever! ‘

‘If you drink reverse polarity water, do you fart a tachyon pulse?’

‘Maybe you need a special brand of wood glue for Calculus?’

‘Right now my internet connection is breaking up due to fish.’

‘Rap doesn’t have many tuba solos.’

‘Yes, yes. We all wanted our ears to be a magical source of money.’

‘How often do you banjoodle, in a formal atmosphere anyway?’

‘Is that like some sort of weird hamburglar laundry droid?’

‘Goosing moths is like goosing butterflies, but you do it at night.’

‘In the future, you get immediate answers to your hypothetical questions.’

‘All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.’

‘It’s getting later earlier now.’

‘I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.’